Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Impeach God ! (or Gaia)

Ah, the religious zeal of the Greens.

David Spratt, who authored one of the zillions of preachy climate alarmism books, has written a letter to the Melbourne Age. Being the Age, I'm surprised it's not being presented as an article, written by an "expert".

In any case, he's rejoicing that a volcano is doing what evil humans should have done a long time ago; grounded aircraft.

Eyjafjallajokull may be Gaia's revenge. At the least, we should be thankful for a practical demonstration as to how dependent we have become on industries and patterns of mass consumption such as aviation, which are simply incompatible with a safe climate.

First of all, kudos for writing out Eyjafjallajokull. I admit, I simply copied and pasted it. So sue me. I have yet to hear someone pronounce it easily in any context.

Now, to take his typical Green logic further, another thing which is "simply incompatible with a safe climate" is breathing.

But I hope he realises what the implications are when he fawns over the beloved deity Gaia. After all, Eyjafk, Eyyhjah, Elaj...that volcano in Iceland has spewed out more greenhouse gas in the last week than humanity could in a year. Straight into the sky.

Clearly, Gaia is guilty of a little self-abuse here.


Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Worship at the altar of....

"We are Palestinian before we are Christian"

- Marwan Toubasi, chairman of the Arab Orthodox Council in Palestine.

Just in case we had any doubts about the true idols of the Orthodox Christian leaders in Palestine.

This comment was made during an uproar about Greek Orthodox leaders being accused of land sales to (gasp) Jews.


Tuesday, January 26, 2010

I'd rather be an illogical President than...

Following Obama's quote to ABC news...

"I'd rather be a really good one-term president than a mediocre two-term president"

...Fox's Charles Krauthammer delivers a scathingly obvious piece of logic:

Well there’s a third option he didn’t consider, which is that he could be a mediocre one-term president. ...because mediocrity does not usually encourage the electorate to re-elect you, that might account for being a one-termer.

You know, I would never had thought of that (if I'd kept listening to nobody except Obama...)


Sunday, January 10, 2010

Ramming awareness

Since when did Batman have a garage sale? And since when would arch-capitalist Bruce Wayne sell to a bunch of eco-terrorist clowns?

Sea Shepherd are an anti-whaling group so extreme they are even shunned by Greenpeace. Their founder Paul Watson is a true human-hater. Even worse, he doesn't have a boat licence.

Neither, it appears, do his volunteers.